Total Medals Earned: 71 (From 15 different games.) Total Medal Score: 985 Points
Medals Earned: 18/21 (300/500 points)
Launch Piconjo: AFK
Catch your first fish.
Catch a Tank Fish
Catch a Fish Man
Catch an Hourglass Dog
Catch a Grunt
Catch a Golden Whale
Catch a Zombeh Limb
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Rescue the crab
Blow up Pico as he rides past
Ascend for the first time
Max out all stats (excluding ascension)
Take a peek at the credits
Medals Earned: 5/32 (140/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Science is bad, M'kay?
A WILD CatFight ensues!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 5/12 (25/330 points)
Press the scam button
Take candy from a baby
Win a cockfight
Listen to a voicemail
Lose the game
Buy a dancing frog
Change your desktop background
Upgrade the cosmetics tab
Get 30 points in Flappy Butterfly
Pay 5 weeks worth of rent
Pay 8 weeks worth of rent
Unlock hidden files
Medals Earned: 3/15 (20/275 points)
Defeat the cops for the first time.
Get caught.
Bounce on the cops 5 or more times in a row while they're exploding.
Drive your total rangs into the negatives with bail outs.
Get your rang count to negative 15 during the chase.
Send yourself to jail.
Win with 20 or more rangs as Shelled One.
Collect all the chaos emmastones.
Win in under 30 seconds.
Win with 20 or more rangs as Gambit.
Win as every normal character.
Have every available character in jail at once.
Land the finishing blow on the cops while they're on fire.
Collect 300 total rangs.
Win as every super character.
Medals Earned: 2/20 (10/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)